Pacifier my eye!

I AM THE PACIFIER! This not a good thing. Phoenix will not take a bottle nor will she take a pacifier. Okay she has taken a bottle maybe five or six times, but she is almost four months old. HELLO! And you can forget the pacifier, brand does not matter I have them all, Silicone, not silicone, like the breast, not like the breast, ortho good and ortho bad. I have tried them all and to no avail she wont suck unless it is skin. I am not exaggerating! One day I was just sitting there minding my own business when she latched on to the side of my boobie. Nothing was coming out and she just sucked anyway. She will sucked the back of your hand, a finger, your forearm, anything I am not kidding. As long as it is skin she will suck it. I am doomed. But I will keep trying. I refused to give up on her.