I have nothing to wear!

Yeah, right! This is from my five year old, Excuse me I mean five and half year old. Payton i s going on a date with her father this Friday and has been besides herself because she has nothing to wear. She is five, how does she know whether or not if she has nothing to wear. This conversation was followed by, I don't look good in any of the clothes in my closet. So Michael and I did everything we could not to laugh in her face by saying we'll find something. What is with kids to day? This just puts the stamp on the fact that when she is fourteen, I AM MOVING OUT!