Middle Finger

I admit, my children keep me laughing all the time. Today, I was taking a shower and I overheard my oldest Payton, singing to Mason a song. Most of us would know this song as where is thumb kin, but Payton of course, the creative one was singing, first, finger, second finger and so on. She eventually came to tall man and called him middle finger. I walked into the room to Payton holding up her two middle fingers in Mason's face as she sang the words " where is middle finger, where is middle finger, here I am, here I am, how are you today, sir, very well, I thank you, run and hide, run and hide. I was shocked at first, but the innocence on Payton face was so sweet, she was really trying to keep him quiet while I took a shower. And for that I thank her, I will talk to her later about her middle finger.